ham2 Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 A pensioner can no longer stand his wife's 40 years of nagging and decides to get her ''bumped-off'' by a hit-man. He asks the hit-man ''It will be a clean,efficient kill,won't it?'' The hit-man replies ''Yes,be assured,one bullet shot just below the left nipple'' The old guy shouts back '' Christ ! I want her dead not f###ing knee-capped !'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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