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A pensioner can no longer stand his wife's 40 years of nagging and decides to get her ''bumped-off'' by a hit-man.

He asks the hit-man ''It will be a clean,efficient kill,won't it?''

The hit-man replies ''Yes,be assured,one bullet shot just below the left nipple''

The old guy shouts back '' Christ ! I want her dead not f###ing knee-capped !''

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