Am I Going To Get Rich?

[ishy]

"Father Joe-Bono seems to be a dead American orphan with 65 million quid...."

Well, he twitches now and then, so we have to wack him again with the baseball bat, so we're pretty sure he'll be dead soon........

Jon

I'm feeling much better

[jse]

I'm feeling much better

Me too. I feel Hapeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.............

[the addict]

This is a cracker

I am Mrs Shelly Brown from Netherlands,I am 58 years old,i am deaf and suffering from a long time cancer of the breast ,from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that i can't work or do any stressful thing, according to my doctors they have advised me that i may not live for the next two months,this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage. I was brought up from a motherless babies home was married to my late husband for twenty years without a child ,My Husband (Kenneth Brown) died in a fatal motor accident Before his death we were true Christians.

Since his death I decided not to re-marry,I sold all my inherited belongings and deposited all the sum of $8.6million dollars with a Security Company in United states of America .Presently, this money is still with them and the management just wrote me as the true owner to come forward to receive the money for keeping it so long with attract a demurage fees as the security fees paid by me has expired or rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf since I can not come over because of my illness or they get it confisticated.So instead of getting it confiscated i rather have someone whom i can trust to recieve the funds and utilise it according to my wishes.And the best part of it is ,The security company told me in the letter that they can have the consignment funds delivered to my approved next of kin in his house if within USA or transfered to his bank account and if outside USA then transfered to his or her bank account.

Presently, I'm with my laptop in a hospital in Frankfurt Germany where I have been undergoing treatment for my sickness . I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a 2 months to live.

It is my last wish to see that this money is invested/donated to any organisation/buisness of your choice and distributed each year among the charity organization,E.g the poor homes,the motherless babies home where i came from,the deaf homes,and churces etc .All i seek for is a God fearing person like you ,who will carry out my last wishes and before i emailed you today i prayed and the holy spirit gave me the confidence to send you this email.I took this decision, before i rest in peace because my time will soon be up.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Security Company in the USA. All i need from you is a confidential assurance that the funds when recieved by you will be used for the said purpose,Nowadays there are so much scams going on in the internet and it is diffcult to trust but i dont know why the Holy spirit still approved me to email you about this out of few email addresses i have from the internet,yours was the only one that was approved for me to contact.

Waiting for your reply.

Yours in Christ,

Mrs. Shelly Brown

[ishy]

Dear Shelly, I wonder if you could help us out. My associates and I at IAG international, seem to have over spent at the office party last Christmas, not a lot compared to some of our parties, but enough that we may not be able to have a party this year.

I too have found myself alone, the wife took the spare yacht to the Med, and hooked up with some oil guy who had a good year in petroleum sales.

My proposal to you, is you send your 8 million to this account 123BENDOWER4AGOODFUINGR8NOW, and I will then refinance you a variable loan, a lot more lucrative than the few pennies you could make off a povey up front fee scam, come play with the big boys.

Even if the poxy loan scam fails, we always have a 100% guarantee that the secretary of the treasury will bail us out, our good friends in the Arabic and Asian countries will loan the secretary any amount of billions, and I know for a fact, before we! well.. not exactly we, but future beings descended from our gene pool get 10% yes!! 10% paid back, some giant black hole will have taken care of it, it's called futures, a great way to make trillions, just keep passing on the paper until the end, it's a well proven winner.

So you see Shelly, you have a once in a lifetime chance to become one of the IAG elite, don't be shy you know it makes sense, even if you are on the verge of croaking, why not go out in style.

Edited October 24, 2008 by ishy

[the addict]

Nice one Ishy, shall I mail that on to the old gal

[copemech]

Dear Shelly, I wonder if you could help us out. My associates and I at IAG international, seem to have over spent at the office party last Christmas, not a lot compared to some of our parties, but enough that we may not be able to have a party this year.

I too have found myself alone, the wife took the spare yacht to the Med, and hooked up with some oil guy who had a good year in petroleum sales.

My proposal to you, is you send your 8 million to this account 123BENDOWER4AGOODFUINGR8NOW, and I will then refinance you a variable loan, a lot more lucrative than the few pennies you could make off a povey up front fee scam, come play with the big boys.

Even if the poxy loan scam fails, we always have a 100% guarantee that the secretary of the treasury will bail us out, our good friends in the Arabic and Asian countries will loan the secretary any amount of billions, and I know for a fact, before we! well.. not exactly we, but future beings descended from our gene pool get 10% yes!! 10% paid back, some giant black hole will have taken care of it, it's called futures, a great way to make trillions, just keep passing on the paper until the end, it's a well proven winner.

So you see Shelly, you have a once in a lifetime chance to become one of the IAG elite, don't be shy you know it makes sense, even if you are on the verge of croaking, why not go out in style.

Is that not the real deal? Scammers? CEO's? I think what we really need is a new revolution to reclaim our lost 401k's from them scammers, a WITCH hunt! Take their money and burn them at the stake! Bunch of scammers the lot! aLL WITH FAT POCKETS!