slapshot 3 Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting over lunch and conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that night to surprise their men. All three would wear a black leather bra and thong, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. A few days later they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over He found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for hours. The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door, looked at me and said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gizza5 Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 ''Cowabunga'' Donald you really ''Socked'' it to us with that one Sorry couldn't resist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cota kid Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 What's Batman and a Scouser got on common? They won't go anywhere without Robin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimpybugalugs Posted September 23, 2008 Report Share Posted September 23, 2008 How does Batmans Mum call him in for dinner? Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner Batman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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