gizza5 Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family , so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so! we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. . . . .. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little boy! Goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely s**t in his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. . . . . The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.' The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' The little boy replies, The President is screwing the Working Class The Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep s**t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rogerroger Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b40rt Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Dont know whether to laugh or cry ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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