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Two Mexicans are lost in the desert. They see a tree in the distance. As they get nearer they see its draped with rasher upon rasher of juicy bacon.

"Hey Pepe", says the first man "Ees a bacon tree, we're saved!"

He runs to the tree but is gunned down in a hail of bullets.

"What happened?" shouts Pepe.

With his last breath, his friend shouts

"Run amigo, ees not a bacon tree.

Ees a ham bush."

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