slapshot 3 Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 From a friend in Canada: Spread the Stupidity Only in Canada .....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Canada .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in Canada ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in Canada .....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in Canada .....do we buy hot dogs in packages of twelve and buns in packages of eight. Only in Canada . .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you never see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why 'abbreviated' is such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (may be even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Unfortunately, this is not isolated to Canada! It is becoming very obvious that there are a lot of idiots trying to run things in this world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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