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By Frankie Boyle & Others


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Remember years ago when they were making Braveheart?

Everyone was saying, "Oh, its ridiculous; Mel Gibson playing a Scottish guy?

That's not going to be very convincing!"

But take a look at him now: an alcoholic Racist!

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f*ck your brains out, and suck your t*ts dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

Interviewer : Would you ever consider going down on one knee again?

Paul McCartney : Please call her Heather

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