copemech Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 Our Time In Eden God had finished with the basic structure of humanity and was ready to get down to the perks when he called Adam and Eve to sit at his side. "Okay, kids," he said to them, "you have all the essential stuff. Now who wants to be able to pee standing up?" Adam lept to his feet. "Me! Let it be me! Pleeeezz!" "So Be It." God said. God then turned to Eve. "Well let me see," he murmured, looking at his master plan. "Sorry Eve, looks like all I have left is multiple orgasms." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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