houseape1000 Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 A missionary gets sent into the deepest darkest Africa, and goes to live with a tribe there. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write, and the good Christian ways of the white man. One thing that he particularly stresses is the evil of sexual sin. "Thou must not commit adultery or fornication!!!" One day, the wife of one of the tribes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houseape1000 Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied something a bit more individual, perhaps an MG convertible. That week she visited her local car dealer and spied a beautiful Jaguar XK140 convertible. It was wonderfully restored and she fell in love with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 walking down the street the other day and bumped into my mate outside the doctors looking forlorne.......' Alright Dave ' says I ' Not bad ' says he 'Just had a bit of bad news from the doctor' ' What was that then ' says I...... ' Doc says i've got the big C' says he..... ' What cancer? ' ' No..... Dyslexia! ' Iain I officially declare this the best joke in this topic thus far. Told my mate it in the pub on monday night and the pair of us sat giggling like kids for about 20 mins after Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houseape1000 Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 I was at my bank today; there was a short queue with just one lady in front of me. She was an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and it was obvious she was a little irritated ..... She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I pay hunat dolla fo my yen. Today I pay hunat ten for more? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations.." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houseape1000 Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 (edited) Content removed. You got caught out by a hotlinking graphic that was too graphic for TC... Edited February 3, 2010 by Andy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofasttim Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Houseape's been a bad boy. Go stand in the corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 (edited) I officially declare this the best joke in this topic thus far. Told my mate it in the pub on monday night and the pair of us sat giggling like kids for about 20 mins after I am also mildly dsylexic, this is not funny! Drunken twits! Edited February 4, 2010 by copemech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofasttim Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Oh weal dith it copey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houseape1000 Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Content removed. You got caught out by a hotlinking graphic that was too graphic for TC... Sorry, but it was only a couple of seagulls......wasn't it.....? I checked the link to make sure it was ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 I am also mildly dsylexic, this is not funny! Drunken twits! Woo! Open season Hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa. Or the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse. I used to be dyslexic, but I'm all now right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Dyslexic goes to the opticians, but the opticians door is locked with a sign saying 'out to lunch', the dyslexic wipes the door with his finger and says ''doesn't even look wet''. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b40rt Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Dyslexic goes to the opticians, but the opticians door is locked with a sign saying 'out to lunch', the dyslexic wipes the door with his finger and says ''doesn't even look wet''. tkinh tahst ufnyn ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gizza5 Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 A chemists walked back into his shop after visiting the bank to find a man, leaning against the door looking very worried. The chemist asked his assistant what was wrong with the man, she replied "He came in for some cough syrup but we have run out so I gave him a box of laxatives". "You fool" said the chemist, "You can't treat a cough with laxatives". "Yes you can" she said, "Look at him, he daren't cough now" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john.b Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 A chemists walked back into his shop after visiting the bank to find a man, leaning against the door looking very worried. The chemist asked his assistant what was wrong with the man, she replied "He came in for some cough syrup but we have run out so I gave him a box of laxatives". "You fool" said the chemist, "You can't treat a cough with laxatives". "Yes you can" she said, "Look at him, he daren't cough now" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezurect Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 How many Alzheimers patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side! Iain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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