steveo Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 She might be one of those blow up dolls !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houseape1000 Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 She might be one of those blow up dolls !!! Well the pressure guage must be broke......! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pa. Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 She might be one of those blow up dolls !!! and his Dad is a demolitions expert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 An interisting little clip that a buddy sent of Girls Dancing! Seems to be mid 40's vintage or so, very nice! Some favtastic talent came out of the era, mostly all gone now, pity! Ck it Out Here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveo Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Thanks Cope, what a great clip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houseape1000 Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Amazing !!! That was the opinion of me and my 10 yr old lad, who isn't impressed easily (think Kevin the teenager) cos hes dead cool like, innit, thats phat, mint, sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the addict Posted April 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 What will the kids look like ? Wow!!!!! fell out the ugly tree and hit every f****ng branch on the way down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houseape1000 Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Wow!!!!! fell out the ugly tree and hit every f****ng branch on the way down I know, how did he get a beauty like that.! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 I know, how did he get a beauty like that.! Fat girls crave sex! They never get it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony27 Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Fat girls crave sex! They never get it! How would you know that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b40rt Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 (edited) Fat girls crave sex! They never get it! And cake ! Edited April 17, 2010 by B40RT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the addict Posted April 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Whats the difference between the icelandic volcano and cheryl cole.......................... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The volcano is still blowing Ash ......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot 3 Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Yeeha 50 Pages...... Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Innovative Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon Things that are very difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Specificity British Constitution c) Passive-aggressive disorder d) Transubstantiate Things that are absolutely impossible to say when you're drunk... a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. Nope, no more booze for me. c) Sorry, but you're not really my type. d) No kebab for me, thank you. e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? f) I'm not interested in fighting you. g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing. h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool. i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning. -------------------------------------------------- A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she comes across 3 dogs. Being a bit of an animal lover, she approaches them, bends down and starts to stroke one of them: "Ah, you're lovely, aren't you?" she says to the first dog. "What's your name?" To her surprise, the dog actually answers her, "My name's Huey, and I've had a great day going in and out of puddles." Delighted with this discovery, she moves on to the next dog. "And what's your name then?" Again, unbelievably, the 2nd dog answers her, "My name's Lewy, and I've had a great day going in and out of puddles." And so she moves on to the last dog. "Let me guess," she says. "your name's Dewy, and you've had a great day going in and out of puddles." "No," replies the last dog. "My name's Puddles, and I've had an awful day." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realises the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up two of the 10p's, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last of the 10p's, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor ? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Whats the difference between the icelandic volcano and cheryl cole..........................The volcano is still blowing Ash ......... Topical and funny. Top marks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gizza5 Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Topical Polotics I am going to vote for Icelandic Volcano Party ...................... They've done more to stop immagration in the last 5 days than The Labour Party have done in over 10 years ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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