zippy Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 With wedding fever the newly wed royals are doing it well. "It's good to be the Prince" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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toofasttim Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Prince Charles must be so proud, it's not every day you see your only son get married.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 (edited) Osama is DEAD! Finally! Hopefully they will bury him here, so I can p*** on his grave! Edited May 2, 2011 by copemech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Exact Change Dirty Johnny is delivering newspapers... He knocks on a door, a lady answers, and he says, "Collecting... that'll be five dollars." She says, "I'm a little short on cash, but if you want, I'll give you sex instead." Johnny says, "All right." He walks in, she undoes his pants, pulls them down, and there's the biggest thing she's ever seen. Johnny reaches into his shirt pocket, pulls out a handful of huge washers, and starts sliding them onto his thing. She says, "You don't have to do that...I can take all of it." He says, "Not for five bucks you can't." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofasttim Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Osama is DEAD! Finally! Hopefully they will bury him here, so I can p*** on his grave! Do you really think it'll make any difference? Anyway, Bin Laden is the new Elvis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shercoman2k8 Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 How long until Donald Trump demands a copy of Osamas Death Certificate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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b40rt Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 (edited) Dear Osam Binladin You should have tried Portugal. Love Maddie xxx Breaking News Elton John is going to do a tribute song for Osama Binladden Sandle in the bin. Edited May 2, 2011 by B40RT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Osama is DEAD! Finally! Hopefully they will bury him here, so I can p*** on his grave! Burial at sea,very hard to dis-inter for any later investigation. He's been dead for years,the U.S. just needed a bogeyman but now they've got Gadafi to concentrate on. He was just a figure-head you know, not the day-to-day operations manager? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Burial at sea,very hard to dis-inter for any later investigation. He's been dead for years,the U.S. just needed a bogeyman but now they've got Gadafi to concentrate on. He was just a figure-head you know, not the day-to-day operations manager? I doubt we are finished peeing off the paki's! Shark Bait! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 The Americans don't know what our local councils know: You can't take out your Bins on a Bank Holiday . I hear Gazza was spotted in Abbottasbad with a 4 pack and a KFC muttering:-'' B0ll0ck5 ,late again''. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 ...I doubt we are finished peeing off the paki's!... It works out a lot easier for the Pakistani government,with regards to muslim recriminations, if they fake a little anger and simply say 'Those crazy Americans ,they told us nothing'. ST6? Is it a new Subaru? Is it a new Sherco? Is it the new name for The Scottish Six day? No, it's the U.S plumbing team...they'll do a double tap in any room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 It works out a lot easier for the Pakistani government,with regards to muslim recriminations, if they fake a little anger and simply say 'Those crazy Americans ,they told us nothing'. ST6? Is it a new Subaru? Is it a new Sherco? Is it the new name for The Scottish Six day? No, it's the U.S plumbing team...they'll do a double tap in any room. Pretty ballsey move though, WTF, lets ck it out!???? Sloppy fecks leave to much junk iron behind! But new thing is they picked up a lot of paper on the way out! Pity we will never hear the name of the one that tapped him, all good, but the lad is missing a free beer tab I think! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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