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Exact Change

Dirty Johnny is delivering newspapers...

He knocks on a door, a lady answers, and he says, "Collecting... that'll

be five dollars."

She says, "I'm a little short on cash, but if you want, I'll give you

sex instead."

Johnny says, "All right."

He walks in, she undoes his pants, pulls them down, and there's the

biggest thing she's ever seen. Johnny reaches into his shirt pocket,

pulls out a handful of huge washers, and starts sliding them onto his thing.

She says, "You don't have to do that...I can take all of it."

He says, "Not for five bucks you can't."

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Dear Osam Binladin

You should have tried Portugal.

Love Maddie xxx

Breaking News

Elton John is going to do a tribute song for Osama Binladden

Sandle in the bin.

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Osama is DEAD! :thumbup:

Finally!

Hopefully they will bury him here, so I can p*** on his grave!

Burial at sea,very hard to dis-inter for any later investigation.

He's been dead for years,the U.S. just needed a bogeyman but now they've got Gadafi to concentrate on.

He was just a figure-head you know, not the day-to-day operations manager? :popcorn:

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Burial at sea,very hard to dis-inter for any later investigation.

He's been dead for years,the U.S. just needed a bogeyman but now they've got Gadafi to concentrate on.

He was just a figure-head you know, not the day-to-day operations manager? :popcorn:

I doubt we are finished peeing off the paki's!

Shark Bait! :icon_salut:

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The Americans don't know what our local councils know: You can't take out your Bins on a Bank Holiday .:rolleyes:

I hear Gazza was spotted in Abbottasbad with a 4 pack and a KFC muttering:-'' B0ll0ck5 ,late again''.

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...I doubt we are finished peeing off the paki's!...

It works out a lot easier for the Pakistani government,with regards to muslim recriminations, if they fake a little anger and simply say 'Those crazy Americans ,they told us nothing'. :shutup:

ST6?

Is it a new Subaru?

Is it a new Sherco?

Is it the new name for The Scottish Six day?

No, it's the U.S plumbing team...they'll do a double tap in any room.

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It works out a lot easier for the Pakistani government,with regards to muslim recriminations, if they fake a little anger and simply say 'Those crazy Americans ,they told us nothing'. :shutup:

ST6?

Is it a new Subaru?

Is it a new Sherco?

Is it the new name for The Scottish Six day?

No, it's the U.S plumbing team...they'll do a double tap in any room.

Pretty ballsey move though, WTF, lets ck it out!????

Sloppy fecks leave to much junk iron behind! But new thing is they picked up a lot of paper on the way out!

Pity we will never hear the name of the one that tapped him, all good, but the lad is missing a free beer tab I think! :guinness:

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