b40rt Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 Ham 2 on a night out :- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE-xJP_mzsI&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted July 2, 2011 Report Share Posted July 2, 2011 Darwin would have had a field day with this :- http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=wpd5&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_581082 I think they have missed something, pity! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted July 2, 2011 Report Share Posted July 2, 2011 Darwin would have had a field day with this :- http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=wpd5&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_581082 You do know it 'evolved' from this??: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted July 2, 2011 Report Share Posted July 2, 2011 Ham 2 on a night out :- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE-xJP_mzsI&feature=related Yes,could be , but how many times? ''I don't do lager'' You could have scored for a hatfull of TC brownie points by cutting the video short at 1;00 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pa. Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joekarter Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Sensitivity............................... The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy. She said "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier." Just make several stops and stay on a soft surface like grass or a path. She looked at the men in the room, "and Gentlemen, remember you're in this together It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her. The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information. Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand. "Yes, answered the Instructor. "I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?? This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 What's the difference between David Haye and wor lass? When wor lass talks shee-ite she gets a belt ! (Whilst re-enforcing regional,wife-beating stereo-types,no spouses were actually harmed during the making of this joke) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 A man texts his wife : ''Honey I'm just having one more pint and I'll be home...If I'm not home in 20 minutes just read this text again''. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 A man texts his wife : ''Honey I'm just having one more pint and I'll be home...If I'm not home in 20 minutes just read this text again''. As his buddy calls and explains to his wife "Honest Darling I have only had one glass of beer all night......" at this point he turns to his buddy and says "they just keep refilling the same glass over and over. HAHA" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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zippy Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Quite possibly posted before but I am too lazy to look: Boy catches mom riding dad. Mom says she's trying to flatten dads belly. Boy says it's no use, the babysitter gets on her knees and blows it back up again! Q. If your wife is yelling at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, Whom do you let in? A. The dog. Why? Because once inside, the dog stops barking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted July 23, 2011 Report Share Posted July 23, 2011 The vice squad raided Kermitt's lilly-pad today .They took away hundreds of naked photos and videos of Miss Piggy .A police spokesman said it was the largest ever quantity of frogs-porn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 The vice squad raided Kermitt's lilly-pad today .They took away hundreds of naked photos and videos of Miss Piggy .A police spokesman said it was the largest ever quantity of frogs-porn! No matches found! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 The vice squad raided Kermitt's lilly-pad today .They took away hundreds of naked photos and videos of Miss Piggy .A police spokesman said it was the largest ever quantity of frogs-porn! Kermit was a Magistrate?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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