zippy Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Err.. I just need to clarify it's a physics, school field trip not an offer of employment, sorry if y'all thought I was boasting. I'm still jealous though. I also would be jealous, seems like a really cool place to visit. Yes, that's the people and that bloke's her pin-up. I still think Penny would be a better pin-up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 (edited) My eldest went to a turtle convention! wtf! Nerd! Edited February 7, 2013 by copemech 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greeves Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 A man wakes up 06.30, he is going to ride trials with his friends. Opens the garage door, it is pouring outside, cold as hell, a bleak wind. He spends some time inside the garage watching outside; it still pours out and increasingly more, colder and windier. At 07.30 and given that it will become worse decides to return to bed. Not the perfect day for trials. He takes off all his clothes in the darkness of the room; and returns to bed. Whispers to his wife "you cannot imagine the day so miserable, it’s a hell of a day outside” And the woman replies: "And my idiot husband has gone away to ride trials bikes...” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofasttim Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Err.. I just need to clarify it's a physics, school field trip not an offer of employment, sorry if y'all thought I was boasting. I'm still jealous though. There's a certain former world trials champ whose son (also a trials rider of considerable ability) works at CERN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 There's a certain former world trials champ whose son (also a trials rider of considerable ability) works at CERN. Is it Dougie...doing the ultimate wall-of-death? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot 3 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Have to agree.....I'd love to go as well....all I get is another expenses paid trip to the Falklands next Sunday!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they would send an inspector to interview them. On the appointed day, the inspector turned up. "Tell me about your staff," he asked Paddy. "Well," said Paddy, "there's the farm hand, I pay him £240 a week, and he has a free cottage. Then there's the housekeeper. She gets £190 a week, along with free board and lodging. There's also the half-wit. He works a 16 hour day, does 90% of the work, earns about £25 a week along with a bottle of whisky and, as a special treat, occasionally gets to sleep with my wife." "That's disgraceful" said the inspector, "I need to interview the half-wit." "That'll be me then," said Paddy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialswarrior Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 Lady: Do you really have to drink that much? Man: Yes Lady: How much a day? Man: 3 six-packs Lady: How much per six-pack? Man: about $10.00 Lady: And how long have you been drinking? Man: 15 years Lady: So 1 six-pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 six-packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct? Man: Correct Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct? Man: Correct Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have bought a Ferrari? Man: Do you drink? Lady: No Man: So where's your fricking Ferrari? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted February 12, 2013 Report Share Posted February 12, 2013 Ck this out! Geez!!!!Over the edge!!!!! http://www.dcshoes.com/us/en/moto/air.craft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted February 12, 2013 Report Share Posted February 12, 2013 Very slick, some big production work going on there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 My mate applied for a job at the blacksmiths,and was asked "have you ever shoe'd a horse before?", He replied "no but I once told a donkey to f*** off!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Short'n'sweet, I'll be using that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 Something to watch! Not that I agree with all this, as this is like trials vs enduro style! The true rock crawlers do not do this style! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duffers Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 looks like a good way to destroy some great ground. I'd like to see them pick a line and stick to it rather than just go where they're thrown. Give me trials every time!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b40rt Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 Something to watch! Not that I agree with all this, as this is like trials vs enduro style! The true rock crawlers do not do this style! Like a Pikie on a pit bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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