copemech Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 Yesterday I was on top the clouds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 Note to self: Stop parking next to the bonfire! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pa. Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 That car was hot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b40rt Posted June 16, 2013 Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 (edited) The Lost Boy A little boy was found crying in a supermarket. When asked what was wrong, he told the security guard that he had lost his mum. “Well kid, ...what does she look like?” asked the security guard. “Sorry ....I don’t know ...I have NO idea,” sobbed the kid. A moment later his mother came down the aisle........ . . Edited June 16, 2013 by b40rt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveo Posted June 17, 2013 Report Share Posted June 17, 2013 Little Dennis came home from his Lockridge school one day slightly confused. His Mother was Jewish and his father was a aboriginal So Dennis asks,"Mommy, am I more Jewish or more native?" "What does it really matter? If you want to know for sure you'll just have to ask your father," his mother tells him. So, when his father arrived home, Little Dennis asks the same question, "Daddy, am I more Jewish or more native?" "What the hell kind of a question is that? Why do you want to know if you're more Jewish or more native?" asks his dad. "Well, it's like this dad. Tommy down the street wants to sell his bicycle for $50, and I don't know whether to jew him down to $25, or wait until it's dark and steal the ******* thing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pa. Posted June 21, 2013 Report Share Posted June 21, 2013 An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family." No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet. Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets." The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bultoboy Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 I joined a rap band today playing the triangle. I just stand around and ting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 Piff the magic dragon! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=kk5xfK0ovrk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b40rt Posted June 26, 2013 Report Share Posted June 26, 2013 Frankie Boyle at his best >>>>>>>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=x3-aWvlm9Io&feature=endscreen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guys Posted June 26, 2013 Report Share Posted June 26, 2013 My favorite show: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted June 28, 2013 Report Share Posted June 28, 2013 Culture! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted June 30, 2013 Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 I do not allways listen to Cuntry music, but when I do, I am glad it is in Texas! Punchline from song I heard today: " I'd like to check you for Ticks! ". Man that is good stuff right there! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axulsuv Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 I do not allways listen to Cuntry music, but when I do, I am glad it is in Texas! Punchline from song I heard today: " I'd like to check you for Ticks! ". Man that is good stuff right there! Heck Cope , That's just a pickup line here in SC. .... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 (edited) Edited July 5, 2013 by copemech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialswarrior Posted July 7, 2013 Report Share Posted July 7, 2013 The wife being the romantic sort, sent me a text...... "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you." ........ "I'm taking a poop. What should I do?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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