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Andrew the stockman from a huge cattle station in the Australian

outback appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.


"Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered.

"On a trip to the back blocks of Broken Hill out in New South Wales ,


I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young sheila.

I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed bikie and smacked

him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it

on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the **** out of the lot of ya!"

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"


"A couple of minutes ago."

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Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs. Apparently, Yorkshire club goers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth.

Police say the dangerous practice is called "e by gum"

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Would a Red power band work in a Montesa? :chairfall:

Depends on the year, you would have to consult with your local dealer to make sure you get the correct parts for your particular machine. It is possible that there are different sizes of power band that may fit earlier Montesa's. I believe those to be a pale red.

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And make sure you don't confuse your power band and your power valve ! Serious failure could result !

I'm looking for a supplier of Fantic power-bands , some N.O.S. ones would be sweet !

I've got plenty of gaskets to do the job . :)

Glenn :beer::marky:

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And make sure you don't confuse your power band and your power valve ! Serious failure could result !

I'm looking for a supplier of Fantic power-bands , some N.O.S. ones would be sweet !

I've got plenty of gaskets to do the job . :)

Glenn :beer::marky:

Here they are, specially made in the flashy early nineties Kroo colors:

power_band_mocna_narukvica.jpg

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Cope knows his rights!

You would have appreciated the sight if me taxiing the plane around with no wings installed, no seats, sitting on a can, and a slosh bucket of fuel rigged up over the head!

:)

No one tried to stop me, with the 6 ft hatchet swinging around up front!

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