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How many ''Trials Central'' memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

...

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

............about right :rolleyes:

There are over 7 million Google results for changing lightbulbs.

LMGTFY

PS Gizza what is a memebers? :wacko:

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get one of these fully equipped with 2 wheel drive and machine gun - who's not going to give you a clean ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN5PAwc1ns8&NR=1

Wallace and Grommit on steroids????...No wonder those riders are giving it the speedway-hang-out technique.....imagine one of those flipping on you??

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A couple visited a marriage counselor and each was instructed to write a

sentence using the words 'sex' and 'love.'

The woman wrote, "When two people love each other very much, like Bob

and I, it is morally acceptable for them to engage in sex."

And Bob wrote "I love sex."

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Under a tree a lion tries to sleep. Suddenly he hears strange laughing.

He rises and strolls towards the bushes where the laughter seems to come

from.

Behind the bushes a group of elephant bulls are sitting in a circle and

laughing their heads off.

"Hey elephants, why are you laughing?" asks the lion.

"We're shaggin' monkeys!" says one of the hysterical elephants

(apparently these were British elephants!)

"Well, I do that too," notes the lion, "but I don't see what's so

shaggin' funny about it."

"That's because they don't explode when YOU do them!" spews the

elephant.

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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always Always Always keep your condoms in your car.

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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always Always Always keep your condoms in your car.

Is this a true story Donald ?

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