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"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London , the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."

"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Irishman, "back home in my favorite pub, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid, all on the house!"

The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims. The Irishman swore every word was true. "Did this actually happen to you?"

"Not me self, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister quite a few times."

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Following the death of Eddie Stobart today a film is being made of his life. It looks good, I've seen the trailer! :popcorn:

Also, how ironic is it that Eddie Stobarts life was limited to 56?

Wahey, :thumbup::D

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Hurricane Hits Glasgow....................

Hurricane 'Senga' hit the Maryhill district of Glasgow in the early

hours of yesterday morning. Victims were seen wandering round

aimlessly muttering "Pure mental, man no?" The hurricane decimated the

area causing approximately

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Hurricane Hits Glasgow....................

Hurricane 'Senga' hit the Maryhill district of Glasgow in the early

hours of yesterday morning. Victims were seen wandering round

aimlessly muttering "Pure mental, man no?" The hurricane decimated the

area causing approximately

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