ham2 Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Just high heels & pelmets ? ..or perhaps you would recommend your kilt and merkin combo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baldilocks Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Robbie williams track called no regrets does not apply to the banana suit incident..... never dare a fool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Robbie williams track called no regrets does not apply to the banana suit incident..... never dare a fool. Working for an American corporate, we're always having the importance of diversity and inclusion drummed into us. Yourself and any other members of the homosexual Trials community are as welcome on TC as the straight ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 Working for an American corporate, we're always having the importance of diversity and inclusion drummed into us. Yourself and any other members of the homosexual Trials community are as welcome on TC as the straight ones !! Bout soiled myself on that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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wasntme Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 So Fabio Capello resigns as the England manager. An Italian quitting a sinking ship, who would of thought it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baldilocks Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 Working for an American corporate, we're always having the importance of diversity and inclusion drummed into us. Yourself and any other members of the homosexual Trials community are as welcome on TC as the straight ones why thankyou sweetness... Git ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted February 14, 2012 Report Share Posted February 14, 2012 What's pink,six inches long and is never going to be sucked again?????? Whitney Houston's crack-pipe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gizza5 Posted February 14, 2012 Report Share Posted February 14, 2012 (edited) A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's) MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, She opened the door to see a Grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs! The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!' She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!' Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!' She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed???' The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, 'Rang the doorbell didn't I? Edited February 14, 2012 by GIZZA5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_oil_baron Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 What's pink,six inches long and is never going to be sucked again?????? Whitney Houston's crack-pipe Everyone's a comedian nowadays. Even the paramedic who was unable to resuscitate Whitney couldn't avoid the old gag when he radioed dispatch and said "It's Houston, we have a problem". She's in a new movie......The Body Bag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy m Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted February 16, 2012 Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best! Why the name change? Are the bailiffs on to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baldilocks Posted February 18, 2012 Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 Bobby Brown has been found dead this morning in a hotel room. Apparently he left a note saying two can play that game.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pa. Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 JJ likes Kevin. Sara Loves Austin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pa. Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 Paddy's wife goes to the doctor complaining that after ten years of marriage she had never had an orgasm. The doctor advised her to relax and use a fan to keep her cool during sex. Paddy refused to pay money for a fan and asked his mate if he would mind waving a towel while they made love, but still she didn't orgasm. Next day she asked Paddy if they could swap over. and so Paddy's mate made love to her and after 20 minutes of the best mind blowing sex she'd ever had, she orgasmed. Paddy looked at his mate and said.... "and that, my old son, is how you flap a f***ing towel".. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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