gizza5 Posted February 25, 2012 Report Share Posted February 25, 2012 A Geordie bloke picks up a rather large woman from Wigan. When they get home,he drops his pants and the lass says, ''Wow,that's a gut'un?'' Confused,he asks her, ''What's a gut'un?'' She replies,''It means a big one.'' Next,she drops her pants and the Geordie says, ''Wow,that's a canny'un.'' Bemused, she asks,''What's a canny'un?'' The Geordie says, ''It's a bloody big valley that cowboys ride through!'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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toofasttim Posted February 26, 2012 Report Share Posted February 26, 2012 Next,she drops her pants and the Geordie says, ''Wow,that's a canny'un.'' Bemused, she asks,''What's a canny'un?'' The Geordie says, ''It's a bloody big valley that cowboys ride through!'' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DHzDTjm7tE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted February 26, 2012 Report Share Posted February 26, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DHzDTjm7tE I can't believe that these Southern Softies get paid for telling school playground Geordie (notice the capital 'G') jokes..we've always made jokes about our dialect:- More Geordie jokes from primary school,don't bother trying to 'google-translate it) : A Geordie goes (ganns?) into Greggs,points, and says to the assistant; ''Is that a cake or a meringue?'' The assistant replies; ''Your reet first time pet,it's a cake''. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebeast Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary, and the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebeast Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Scottish barstool for kilt wearers: Q: What’s under your kilt? A: Dunno….but it’s enough to scare a Siberian Tiger! http://blog.tarafrost.com/post/1186423311/q-whats-under-your-kilt-a-dunno-but-its Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 The Monkee Davy Jones has just died...do you think he'll be buried at sea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjbiker Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 (edited) RIP Davy Jones... now I'm a bereaver When my Mum told me earlier that Davy Jones had died I laughed, and assumed it must be a joke......But then I saw her face. .....since I'm here, a few more..... Why is Pingu's dad always ironing when none of them wear clothes? I was busy rock climbing this morning when I thought hang on... The first rule of Hindsight Club is you should've known better. There are many advantages to living in Switzerland. I mean, even the nation's flag itself is a big plus. I can't get the dishwasher to work. It's heavy and won't fit in the car. Invisible flooring - I'm not sure where I stand on that If dolphins were as smart as people say, they'd stop hanging around with tuna fish. Somewhere out there, a neurotic chicken wants to cross the road but is paralysed by the knowledge that everyone will question his motives After the accident, my mate was left a vegetable. "Who left this vegetable here?" He asked. GJ Edited March 1, 2012 by gjbiker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 I thought it a bit ironic that in the Girls Allowed forum, the current topic is "What Size?" ----- I figure it best to try one of each untill you find comfort! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 The Monkee Davy Jones has just died...do you think he'll be buried at sea? Did he beat Peter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Did he beat Peter? Davy Jones's locker. I've told you before Mark, if I have to spell it out it kills the joke ..anyhow P.Tork is still around, in remission, regarding his health problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjbiker Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 TAX TIME A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes... The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,"What's your occupation?" "I'm a prostitute," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, " Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised a thousand little cocks last year." "Chicken Farmer it is." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 Davy Jones's locker. I've told you before Mark, if I have to spell it out it kills the joke ..anyhow P.Tork is still around, in remission, regarding his health problem So what's in the bloody locker? I know damn well peter torkin' is still about, You lads post up on a regular basis! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialswarrior Posted March 4, 2012 Report Share Posted March 4, 2012 (edited) Not so happy customer. Warning faul language. http://www.youtube.c...d&v=Yj2oXMdZ4sk Edited March 4, 2012 by trialswarrior Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialswarrior Posted March 4, 2012 Report Share Posted March 4, 2012 (edited) Prank call http://www.youtube.c...d&v=s16eFSe1OFI Edited March 4, 2012 by trialswarrior Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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