ham2 Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 (edited) A man walks into a bar,the barman asks: ''What would you like Sir?'' The man replies ''a pint of lager..any lager ..but NOT Stella !'' The barman asks: ''Why..NOT Stella?'' The man retorts :''I had 12 pints of that last night and woke up this morning f**king skint ''. The defensive barman quips: ''But Sir, all our lagers are the same price anyway ''. The confused man states; ''You don't understand,skint is my cat's name!!'' Edited December 13, 2008 by HAM2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swooshdave Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 Who would name their cat "skint"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b40rt Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 Who would name their cat "skint"? Alright, call the cat Broke. "I woke up f**king broke" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marky boy Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 (edited) Oh i don't know, Skint ain't that far out. my mates cat is called Splat!! Ps. Like it Ham2 Edited December 14, 2008 by marky boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swooshdave Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 Alright, call the cat Broke. "I woke up f**king broke" Of course it might be just that I don't know what skint means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 Of course it might be just that I don't know what skint means. Urban Dictionary! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swooshdave Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 Urban Dictionary! Just how old and uncool am I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted December 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 When I was very young we had a black and white cat which we named.......Shep?!.......the sheep-cat??!..Obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perce Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 Just how old and uncool am I? It's nowt to do with being old & uncool, it's just you don't speak English as your first language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b40rt Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 Of course it might be just that I don't know what skint means. It means " yae haney got twa farthengs tae rub the gether" obviously ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swooshdave Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 It's nowt to do with being old & uncool, it's just you don't speak English as your first language. This is very true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamjayzee Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 It means " yae haney got twa farthengs tae rub the gether" obviously ! Apparently, the internet translation service, babelfish has just melted... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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