toofasttim Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Sitting together on a train travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss girl with large breasts. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks. The old lady thinks: The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek. The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek... The Kiwi thinks: The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead! The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the Kiwi again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveo Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Now thats funny....and has ring of truth to it too TFT. Funny how Blondes always end up where the action is ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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