Joke

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A man went to the doctor & said "Every time I pass wind it makes a funny noise."

The doctor said "It's supposed to." The patient continued "No, not that kind of funny noise."

"Well what sort of funny noise do you mean?" asked the doctor. "Well, it sort of comes out like HONDA!"

"Mmm," said the doctor. "Can you give me a sample?"

"I'll try," said the man.

So he strained & strained until his face turned red & a vein was sticking out of his forehead until he managed to break wind which indeed sounded just like "HONDA."

The doctor said "In all my years of general practice I've never come across anything so bizarre, I can only surmise that it must be some type of oriental disease. Have you been to the Orient lately?"

The man replied "As a matter of fact, I've just returned from Japan."

"Oh in that case, I'll refer you to a Harley Street specialist in oriental diseases, Dr. Fushinatu, he may be able to help. Here's his address & phone number to make an appointment."

After making his appointment with Dr. Fushinatu, the patient arrived on time for his consultation. "What is probrem?" aked Dr. F.

"Well Doctor, every time I pass wind it makes a funny noise."

"It suppose to."

"But not that kind of funny noise."

"What kine a funny noise you mean?"

"It sort of comes out like HONDA!"

" Can you give me demonslation?"

"I'll try."

So once again he was straining for a good while until he produced a thunderous flatulence that sounded just like HONDA!"

"Ah so," said Dr. F, "please lemove tlousers & lie on bed."

The patient did as he was asked & Dr. Fushinatu took out a magnifying glass & began to examine the patient's rectum in great detail. "Ah, I see probrem." the doctor at last pronounced.

"Is it serious Doc?.

"No, no, you have abcess in lectum."

"Does that make a difference?"

"Oh yes, in Japan we have old saying - Abcess make fart go honda.

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A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed. With the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands.

Dear Mum and Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice, especially with all his piercing, scars, tattoos and his big motorbike. But it's not only that I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He also wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.

I've learnt that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends. They're the ones providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the HIV/Aids cure so Ahmed gets better. He deserves it.

No problems about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement. Apparently I can earn

Edited March 9, 2009 by Slapshot 3