wetfeet Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with an astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C. He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, only drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first ... no peeking, then scroll down for the response. V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 I went for B. Good choice BTW, it's a bit hard to cheat on your wife when you marry her one night and then commit suicide the very next day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofasttim Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 BTW, it's a bit hard to cheat on your wife when you marry her one night and then commit suicide the very next day! I wondered whether anybody would bring that up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b40rt Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 I went for B. Good choice BTW, it's a bit hard to cheat on your wife when you marry her one night and then commit suicide the very next day! BTW, isn't that text speak ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 BTW, isn't that text speak ? No. It's a TLA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b40rt Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 No. It's a TLA. Know what BBW, NSA, S&M stands for. TLA ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 I went for B. Good choice BTW, it's a bit hard to cheat on your wife when you marry her one night and then commit suicide the very next day! 'Twas hastily arranged though..Shotgun wedding one day,PPK funeral the next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot 3 Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 'Twas hastily arranged though..Shotgun wedding one day,PPK funeral the next. Thought it was a luger??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Walther PPK 7.65mm.... I think...I wasn't there If only Andy had the Wiki workin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Ok, I admit to being a cross between "B" and "C"! Why do the folks I work with think I am Jewish? I am simply utilitarian! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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