toofasttim Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Renault and Ford are pulling together to create a new car. It will be based on the Ford Taurus and Renault Clio and will be named Clitaurus. It will only be available in pink, with or without fur on the dash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Can I place my order? Option 2, without..of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b40rt Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Renault and Ford are pulling together to create a new car.It will be based on the Ford Taurus and Renault Clio and will be named Clitaurus. It will only be available in pink, with or without fur on the dash. Are they doing a stretched version ? I hope not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete_scorpa3 Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Mainly used around the ring road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Too bad the damn thing comes with a cover and makes it difficult to find in the dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Too bad the damn thing comes with a cover and makes it difficult to find in the dark. Some of us were afraid the same had happened with the Sherco and Gassers when we seen the fresh PINK on your bike! Friggin scarey! Easy to find the butthole though, on top! Ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveo Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Renault and Ford are pulling together to create a new car.It will be based on the Ford Taurus and Renault Clio and will be named Clitaurus. It will only be available in pink, with or without fur on the dash. Thats the Brazilian or non Brazilian option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomant Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Renault and Ford are pulling together to create a new car.It will be based on the Ford Taurus and Renault Clio and will be named Clitaurus. It will only be available in pink, with or without fur on the dash. The thing is, does any bloke care that there is a Clitaurus ? Be lucky if any bloke knows where to find one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pa. Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Err, what about that 7 odd days per month that it can't be driven? And will you need to buy it flowers and chocolates to keep it running properly? I've been to both Renault and Ford dealers and I cant find one, but it's common knowledge that the Clitaurus is hard to find. Before anyone runs out and buys one I have to tell you about the used market of these things. Avoid one with multiple owners or high km as that can lead to loose fittings rather than the tightness you would usually expect. Any unusual smells from the bonnet should also be something to stay away from as that could indicate a poor service history Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfoot Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 I cant believe this topic has survived. I was asked to censor my avitar a few years back because someone complained about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveo Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 The thing is, does any bloke care that there is a Clitaurus ? Well are you saying you prefer a bulge under the ....ehhh...bonnet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 I cant believe this topic has survived. I was asked to censor my avitar a few years back because someone complained about it. I tell you one thing ,it wasn't me,I loved it ....did you replace a similar image with this cartoon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofasttim Posted March 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Hell John some of the other jokes that have been posted here recently leave this one in the shade (I'm sure there's some innuendo in that..) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Don tell me allthat crap, as I have been gutted already when R2W left already with all the "sex and trials" links! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofasttim Posted March 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 (edited) with all the "sex and trials" links! You mean like Ham2's seductive "Shirley and me in the bath"? Ham2's bathroom sex Filth. Pure filth. Edited March 20, 2009 by TooFastTim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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