the artist formerly known as ish Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 For those of you who have not realized yet, when it comes to bike brands! the trials central forums run at a ratio of 99 to 1, that is to say all you read about the bikes is 99% bull**** and 1% fact. This ratio is automatically implemented by the computer software running the site and cannot be changed in any shape or form. On proven models of the past decade the ratio is set at 75 to 1. Have a nice day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 This is true. I invested a lot of money in the Ishymatic Bull**** Generation System (patent pending) for this website! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the artist formerly known as ish Posted October 29, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 We did however find a glitch, for some reason whenever Wonder boy posts the software goes all to **** and the ratiometer blows a fuze, well we think it does cos no bugger can spout so much bull in one sentance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 ...that programme must have one hell of a spell checker It'll only get worse now he's discovered alcohol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofasttim Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 Microsh&t regret to announce that they have recently uncovered a new virus (status=severe) known as the Yamaha-Dude virus. Microsh&t apologises and wishes to inform all valued customers they ar working as hard as possible on the problem but see see no end in sight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the artist formerly known as ish Posted October 29, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 Andy did have the ratio software run a self diagnosis to see if ever there was a topic it wasn't used. The self diagnostic must not be working as the only answer it gave was the date and time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofasttim Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 ....dit de dit........STOP PRESS... Microsh&t regret to announce that WB & YD have hijacked: Time Please do not panic if you do not wake up tomorrow morning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofasttim Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 ...that programme must have one hell of a spell checker It'll only get worse now he's discovered alcohol... Who, Wondernuts or Heath? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the artist formerly known as ish Posted October 29, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 will you give up a minute, I'm trying to read the other bloody posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yamaha_dude Posted October 30, 2004 Report Share Posted October 30, 2004 :madsanta: :santa1: :santawink: :snowman: :beard: :hat: :cam: ???? ???? Sorry lost control of file (remaining.shred.of.dignity.dll) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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