idmcc_sec Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 The Ferrari Formula 1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK Government's Youth Opportunity Scheme and employ people from Glasgow . The decision to hire them followed a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Govan and Possilpark areas of Glasgow were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of euros worth of high tech equipment. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari thought they had the advantage over every team. However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for. At the first practice session, the Govan & Possilpark pit crew successfully changed the tyres in less than 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for 8 bottles of WKD Irn Bru, a kilo of speed and some photos of Lewis Hamiltons bird in the shower. D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Also: Glasgow's bid for the 2012 Olympics was turned down by the IOC as they feared it would be the first Olympics where the crowd failed a drugs test ! Apologies to Frankie Boyle...comedy genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b40rt Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 :- ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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