slapshot 3 Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 (edited) A plane is on its way to Toronto, when a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy Class, and that she will have to sit in the back. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto and i'm staying right here." The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class, that belongs in economy, and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto and I'm staying right here." The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason. The pilot says, "You say she is a blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, "oh, I'm sorry." and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss. I told her, "first class isn't going to Toronto". --------------------------------------------------------- My boss is getting pretty ****** off with me. Whenever I see a Fire Exit I can't help myself, I dash out and then stand by the designated Fire Assembly Point. I suffer from premature evacuation. -------------------------------------------------------- Bloke in hospital with 60% burns, Doctorr says "give him 2 Viagra". Nurse asks "do you think that'll help?" Doctorr replies "no but it'll keep the sheets off his legs. ---------------------------------------------------------- Paddy and Mick discuss their holiday plans... Paddy says "Mick, where are you going for your holidays?" Mick says "Majorca". Paddy says "No, it's prounced 'Ma-yorca', the J is silent". Mick said "oh, right." Paddy says "When are you going?" Mick says "The last week in Une, the first week in Uly ". Edited May 16, 2009 by Slapshot 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b40rt Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Dont get the first joke, Donald. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Dont get the first joke, Donald. What colour is your hair???For example Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Latest Premiership transfer news: Today, Manchester City sold Shaun Wright Philips to............ ......Madonna ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b40rt Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 What colour is your hair???For example Mostly pink - but it used to beeeeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Mostly pink - but it used to beeeeee I meant on yer heed..poivoit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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