zippy Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 Knock Knock Who's there? Cargo. Cargo Who? No....Car go Beep Beep!! -------------------------------------------------------------------- I wish my lawn was Emo. Why? Because, then it would cut itself. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jse Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Knock KnockWho's there? Cargo. Cargo Who? No....Car go Beep Beep!! -------------------------------------------------------------------- I wish my lawn was Emo. Why? Because, then it would cut itself. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you hear about the magician who walked down the street and turned into a drug store...... Jon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Knock Knock wish my lawn was Emo. Why? Because, then it would cut itself. --------------------------------------------------------------------- What if it was Homo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy Posted June 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 copemech Posted Today, 12:27 AMQUOTE (ZIPPY @ Jun 14 2009, 02:32 AM) * Knock Knock wish my lawn was Emo. Why? Because, then it would cut itself. --------------------------------------------------------------------- What if it was Homo? rolleyes.gif Then it would cut itself very stylish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 If I painted my lawnmower black, with skulls, do you think I could get the kid to use it? Or is it better off as just a red hatchet machine looking for a victim? Daring their friends to put their toes under the bonnet? Should I sharpen the blades? or leave them dull and painfull?? Do they make an I-phone mount for mowing machines? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomant Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 If I painted my lawnmower black, with skulls, do you think I could get the kid to use it? Or is it better off as just a red hatchet machine looking for a victim? Daring their friends to put their toes under the bonnet?Should I sharpen the blades? or leave them dull and painfull?? Do they make an I-phone mount for mowing machines? I seriously think you need help mate ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 I seriously think you need help mate ! Obviously you have not seen Zippys motorcycle! Do you manage to get the lad to do the mowing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomant Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Obviously you have not seen Zippys motorcycle!Do you manage to get the lad to do the mowing? Nope, no need! The wife does it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy Posted June 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 (edited) copemech Posted Yesterday, 10:56 PMObviously you have not seen Zippys motorcycle! Atom, now you have seen the most current Graphic scheme. Oh and I do the lawn mowing, gets me out of house away from kids. Riding lawn mower is loads of fun doing the banks of the ditch. Neighbors think I am nuts leaning half off the mower on the up hill side to keep from rolling over. Edited June 17, 2009 by ZIPPY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomant Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 (edited) Oh and I do the lawn mowing, gets me out of house away from kids. Riding lawn mower is loads of fun doing the banks of the ditch. Neighbors think I am nuts leaning half off the mower on the up hill side to keep from rolling over. They don't think you are nuts, they are just waiting for the thing to tip over and then watch you get shredded in the blades as it falls on yer p.s. Dont like the paintwork as its not gruesome enough Edited June 17, 2009 by AtomAnt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy Posted June 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 (edited) Atom, I like the way you think regarding the paintwork. HMMMMMMMMm,,,, I think a pic of mower rolling over and chopping me to bits might be gruesome enough. Now Who wants to take the Picture to put on bike? Edited June 17, 2009 by ZIPPY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Atom, I like the way you think regarding the paintwork. HMMMMMMMMm,,,, I think a pic of mower rolling over and chopping me to bits might be gruesome enough. Now Who wants to take the Picture to put on bike? Might know you had your ass set on a riding mower! Maybe you can get a weelie out of it to show it's teeth! I mowed with the pusher lase weekend. The THI here was about 110F, had to go inside and cool off after, just brutal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redneck Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 over the last couple days i have mowed about 5 acres with a push mower. i wish i still had the riding one, now all i got a the big Kubota to drift around on in the winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 over the last couple days i have mowed about 5 acres with a push mower. i wish i still had the riding one, now all i got a the big Kubota to drift around on in the winter. So you are pushing 5 acres with the Kubota sitting there waiting? Zippy is kinda off, but not stupid! If you are pushing 5 acres here in 100+, takes 3 mexicans, 2 mowers, 1 case of beer, 60 bucks and more water, then gas, then more beer then an umbrella , then tacos for lunch! Just nuts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy Posted June 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 My riding mower does REALLY good wheelies!!! got a hydrostatic drive basically I just do a reverse slammy! drive is done with one lever push forward go forward pull back go back. So for wheelie go full speed reverse then slam the lever forward and instantly looking at sky!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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