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Hands Off Our Haggis.


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He,he, those crazy Scotch people think the North Sea gas/oil reserves are theirs as well :thumbup: ..they can keep their rights to the deep fried Mars bar though !

Course they are, it's you southerners that have the very strange grip on the geographical accuracies most of the gas is in the south (where else would you get that amount of gas) the oil in the North ........ Haggis, of course it's ours, have you never seen them running round the hills during the Scottish...very blinkered

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........ Haggis, of course it's ours, have you never seen them running round the hills during the Scottish...very blinkered

I wouldn't go running round the hills in Scotchland. :thumbup: ..I'm not that brave....There are still relatives of Sawney Bean out there you know !

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I wouldn't go running round the hills in Scotchland. :crying: ..I'm not that brave....There are still relatives of Sawney Bean out there you know !

Oh, is there Haggis hunting in the hills of Scotland? A Redneck might just fit in? Shotguns or semi-auto weapons preferred? :thumbup:

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Oh, is there Haggis hunting in the hills of Scotland? A Redneck might just fit in? Shotguns or semi-auto weapons preferred? :crying:

Sorry Cope, the Scots Haggis (Hagijockuli-Ltn) is impervious to bullets and must be stalked and captured in a kevlar-titanium net. After capture it is humanely put to sleep using large quantities of whisky and soothing bagpipe music (??). Unlike the English Haggis (Hagiwimpulus-Ltn) which isn't quite so tough and can be shot (but the only legal hunting ground is in the houses of parliament, preferably with fully auto weapons fired indiscriminately).

Book your flights now!

English haggis ? Suits me fine if it catches on, it might stop all the immigrant workers in the north sea from moaning so much in the galley on a sunday?

GJ :thumbup:

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But could somebody honestly tell me how it tastes?

Manna from heaven :thumbup:

But MUST be served with mashed neeps & tatties, both of which should have a liberal coating of black pepper :crying:

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