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I suppose in a way it seems(to those on the other side) odd that we here still have the right to bear arms. Suffice it to say that is a responsibilility upon itself!

Although I would highly recommend that anyone considering doing damage to my home or family consider otherwise! We do not wait for the police to do the body count! :huh:

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I suppose in a way it seems(to those on the other side) odd that we here still have the right to bear arms. Suffice it to say that is a responsibilility upon itself!

Although I would highly recommend that anyone considering doing damage to my home or family consider otherwise! We do not wait for the police to do the body count! :huh:

What if it's your family thats doing damage to your home ?

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B40RT Posted Today, 01:35 PM

QUOTE (copemech @ Sep 15 2009, 05:23 AM) *

I suppose in a way it seems(to those on the other side) odd that we here still have the right to bear arms. Suffice it to say that is a responsibilility upon itself!

Although I would highly recommend that anyone considering doing damage to my home or family consider otherwise! We do not wait for the police to do the body count! rolleyes.gif

What if it's your family thats doing damage to your home ?

than that would be either an annual family reunion with much :huh: and "Hey ya'll watch this!" being the phrase of choice for the day.

or the usual antics of teenage children. (Of which they pay for repairs)

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than that would be either an annual family reunion with much :huh: and "Hey ya'll watch this!" being the phrase of choice for the day.

or the usual antics of teenage children. (Of which they pay for repairs)

Ah herd dat.

Now you guys know why, when the Govenor of Texas, Rick Perry, threatened to have Texas secede from the Union, the rest of the States started passing around the hat to help with their moving expenses.....

Hey Copey, see ya at the Central Regional Championships!

Jon

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Copey,

I understand Texans now...It's all about the hat!!

Between about 40 mins and the end

Ahaa, link won't work, says for UK only! You need a real hat? One could spend hundreds on these things! Kinda like Kilts I suppose! Or a cheap straw bugger that works!

I don't do much them cowboy hats, nor kilt! But I do have sort of an outback leather that is my fav in the rain! Has been something of my trademark since inception many years ago! Must be about 20 yrs old now!

Peep do kinda look at you wierd when you tromp into the food line at the local place in boots, pants and shirt, add that hat! The rednecks just do not get it! :huh:

For the others, I only have one kid, left remaining!

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  • 3 weeks later...

GOT THIS IN MY EMAIL TODAY

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Texan?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 45 caliber ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

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THINK CAREFULLY.

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Democrat's Answer :

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think? What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Texan's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click, Click....... (Sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click

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