Amused Me

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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the

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> difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

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>> The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if

>> she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

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>> Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million>

> dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a>

> million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.>>

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>> So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt>

> for a million dollars?'>>

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>> The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to>

> fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'>>

>

>> The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad

>> Pitt for a million dollars?'

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>> The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in>

> a heartbeat, are you nuts?'>>

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>> The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad>

> Pitt for a million dollars?'

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>> 'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would>

> buy?'>

>

>> The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his

>> dad.>

>> His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between>

> 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'>

>

>> The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three>

> million dollars ....>>

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>> But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a homo.'

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He He!!!!!

[slapshot 3]

A man ia queueing at the 5 items or less checkout. The girl in front of him turns around and looks at his basket. He has a 4 pack of lager and an Indian meal for 1. She smiles at him. He looks in her basket and sees a half bottle of Lambrini and a Chinese meal for 1.

He says to her "You're single aren't you?"

She gives a girly giggle and says "Yes, how do you know?"

The man replies "Coz you're an ugly bitch"