biffsgasgas Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter? Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with? Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft. There is a great need for sarcasm font. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first saw it. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 (edited) Good one Biff! Clear your inbox! Edited October 3, 2009 by copemech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofasttim Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 Forget your prozac Biff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian r Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Thanks, I think I needed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axulsuv Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 Every once in a while it's nice to read some reality ... Thanks , Made my day better ! Glenn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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