gizza5 Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Urgent advice needed chaps, The Addict has gone back to work today only to find his toilet frozen I don't know how long it will be before Nature needs to take place , but it could be quite serious I will tell him to drink some Anti-freeze first then go for a pee that'll break the ice?? Any other suggestions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 1) Eat Vinaloo 2) Pass Vindaloo onto said frozen toilet Sorted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fivemeister Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Any other suggestions? Use an exhaust bung (not on the toilet) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 The Addict has gone back to work today only to find his toilet frozen Is he in the same line of work as George Michael then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gizza5 Posted January 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 ****NEWSFLASH***** Man found frozen solid in the ''Squat Position'' in a wood in Oxfordshire ..................more news later !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baldilocks Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 I normally ask the weight of a polar bear no idea what one weighs but it does break the ice. has he tried this technique ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big john Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 ****NEWSFLASH*****Man found frozen solid in the ''Squat Position'' in a wood in Oxfordshire ..................more news later !!!!! Poor bloke! Big John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the addict Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 (edited) ****NEWSFLASH*****Man found frozen solid in the ''Squat Position'' in a wood in Oxfordshire ..................more news later !!!!! You ****ker Gizza no doubt this stems from my text to Gizza this morning whilst taking a dump in the nearby woods, (had this urge to text him about it) Hot chilli last night so needed the loo with short notice, walks in there and froze solid so quick jump over the fence for the deed. The phrase "snapping one off" was quite appropriate Edited January 5, 2010 by The Addict Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete_scorpa3 Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Get him to put red and blue markers either side of the pan, then he could ride the 4RT through just like a normal bog section and the weight will break the ice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gizza5 Posted January 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 ****NEWSFLASH*****Man found frozen solid in the ''Squat Position'' in a wood in Oxfordshire ..................more news later !!!!! ****LATEST NEWS**** The frozen body has been recovered from the woods and thawed out and is at home in front of his log burner. After the ordeal The Addict was quizzed about what happened. ''Well the crapper was frozen so I had to rush to the woods, everything was fine until I came to look for the torn up newspaper to wipe my A**e? with my new DEWALT 20 pocket work trousers on I forgot which pocket I had put the torn up Sun in (I kept page 3 ) next thing I knew I was being rescued'' The Addict is recovering at home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b40rt Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Get him to put red and blue markers either side of the pan, then he could ride the 4RT through just like a normal bog section and the weight will break the ice! Dont think marks on either side of the pan was the problem ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot 3 Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Question is, is Addict's ring of confidence stuck to the bog???? Can we change the cliche now, "Do addicts sh!t in the woods?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete_scorpa3 Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Does RedBull defrost toilet seats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Well that sure is a crappy story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete_scorpa3 Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 This topic sure is going down the pan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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