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So.....science & technology moves on and we've a clever new toy that is issuing information on the concentration of dust particles in the atmosphere - Oh how we chuckled this afternoon!!

Max concentration over Europe now and forecast on the chemical downwind stuff is 1.85 x 10-17grams/m3or for those that dont understand scientific notation...0.0000000000000000185gm/m3...overkill..just a tad

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They have it all wrong, it's women showing cleavage.

http://www.blaghag.com/2010/04/in-name-of-...r-my-boobs.html

In the name of science, I offer my boobs

This little bit of supernatural thinking has been floating around the blogosphere today:

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran's acting Friday prayer leader.

I have a modest proposal.

Sedighi claims that not dressing modestly causes earthquakes. If so, we should be able to test this claim scientifically. You all remember the homeopathy overdose?

Time for a Boobquake.

On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that's your preferred form of immodesty. With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake. If not, I'm sure Sedighi can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn't rumble. And if we really get through to him, maybe it'll be one involving plate tectonics.

So, who's with me? I may be a D cup, but that will probably only produce a slight tremor on its own. If you'll be joining me on twitter, use the tag #boobquake! Or join the facebook event!

http://blogs.news.com.au/techblog/index.ph...ifer_mccreight/

Andrew Ramadge

Thursday, April 22, 2010 at 04:02pm

HOW much cleavage does it take to move the world? That

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