stuessenhigh Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 My darling Beta... I know my wife sometimes calls you my second wife...but really you are my first...so dont get upset!.. ANyway...just want to wish you a HAPPY VALENTINES DAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirdabsalot Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Stu-- You're starting to worry me. Put the screwdriver down and step away from the workbench. Good. Now get some help. Okay? Richard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest coflet Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Maybe your life could be more fullfilled if you had more trials bikes (extra marital sections) then you could send out more valentine greetings ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pa. Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Why Beta's are better than women. Your Beta won't be mad at you if you ride another bike. You can use tie downs on your Beta. Your Beta won't complain if you finish riding quickly. You can have more than one bike. Your can let your friends ride your Beta. You can get home late drunk and your Beta won't complain. Your Beta is happy to sleep in the shed. You can get rid of your old Beta and it wont take the house and car with it. Your Beta will never tell you "You have gone the wrong way." Hope you had a good ride on Monday Stu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveo Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 I like... Ha Ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuessenhigh Posted February 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Only having a laugh boys!!...great reply PA..I like the idea about more trials bikes too coflet!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pa. Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Tips for a happy Marriage. 1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, then comes good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Ontario and mine is in Tucson. 3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. 4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen. 5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. 6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. Then she said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair. 7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me "In the Lake." 8. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. 9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said "No, jump in!" 10. Remember. Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. 11. Statistically, 100% of all divorces start with marriage. 12. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. 13. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. 14. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked "What's on the TV?" And I said "Dust!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuessenhigh Posted February 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 I love it..especially the one about the electric chair!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neonsurge Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Another unfortunately accurate wife vs. Beta analogy: It's all over much too quickly and I fall off a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eric23 Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Looks like I need to find me a Beta! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j@mes Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 You can get home late drunk and your Beta won't complain the next morning it complains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haggis Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 When I was trying to con my wife into letting me buy a new Beta she said OK only if you buy me an animal skin coat.....................I bought her a donkey jacket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 We Americans just love that British sense of humor. I just wish Stu's wife would catch him in the act of shagging the Beta and post a pic ! Would make for a good chuckle! I'm going back to the Sherco forum now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuessenhigh Posted February 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Hey haggis....I've gotta remember that one. In fact I might just order a donkey jacket now, to have one standing by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuessenhigh Posted February 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Copemech....I guess Im often found lying on top of it, and sometimes even underneath it, but unfortunately thats just because I crash alot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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