brian r Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 I'm looking for funny excuses. Be warned, I'm going to steal them for a project! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 I got a puncture which let air INTO the tyre which gave me real bad wheelspin! Ill get my coat. . . Pete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis_gasgas Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 A Hobgoblin Ran infront of me and threttened me of riding over his bridge ?!? Im already gone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksv Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 the best one i have heard is- "a wasp flew under my glasses and i couldn't see where i was going" you know who you are!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuessenhigh Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 I went off line because I didnt want to run over the snake! Its TRUE..it actually happenend to me!!!,.......OH and my speed suddenly increased too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neonsurge Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 Perhaps you should ask Adam Raga. He must have some truly awesome excuses because he always seems to be able argue his score down at the end of WTC events Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arun1664 Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 The piston was in the wrong way round (true, but I didn't do it) .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sendero Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 "Dang! Did you see the stinger on that scorpion? Musta been six inches long. Good thing I stomped it. What? You're callin' me on that? It mighta killed somebody!" "Hey! Look at this! Somebody greased my pegs! It was probably Ringo. He does that kinda thing all the time. Re-ride!" "Ya see that chick over there in the yellow tube top? Yea. Now look at the size of them things and tell me you're gonna give me a point for that? C'mon... I should get a re-ride." "Oops. Was I ridin' in your section? Silly me. Hope I didn't mess it up for the guys that are actually ridin' in this event. Get this... I just saw a guy that looked exactly like me a ways back there. Same exact gear and bike. Amazing! He should be comin' thru real soon. See ya." "Oh man. I cannot believe this nagging Curling injury will not heal. It's awful hard to ride Trials with a herniated aortical repticial cortus dioptices corpuscle." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian r Posted May 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 OK, maybe I won't steal them after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikespace Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 How about - In a Monty Python styleeeee: "WHAT??? THAT'S NOT MY LEG!!!!" No, maybe not. Sorry, I have a strange sense of humour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian r Posted May 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Yeah, I'm the "Minister of Funny Rides" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikespace Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 We could expand on that one, especially if we'd been for a pub lunch "It's a prosthetic leg, I didn't dab, it was flapping in the breeze" You dabbed on both sides! "Yep, that ones prosthetic as well" And you leaned against that tree with your arm! "You're not going to believe this but...." On yer bike mate! "I could prove it....but you'd have to give me a lift back to the car" Just noticed this isn't in "Anything goes" so I'll just pipe down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ringo Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 (edited) "Security, this man doesn't have a proper bib and has entered the section illegally. Remove him from the premisis and restore my score to zero." Edited May 9, 2005 by ringo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian r Posted May 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Try one of these next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
city trials Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 "Security, this man doesn't have a proper bib and has entered the section illegally. Remove him from the premisis and restore my score to zero." Can't stop laughing! Dude, you are way too funny. See you next month? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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