b40rt Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 Mr & Mrs Simpson heard the pitter patted of tiny alpenstars, happy birthday Wayne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 Cheers Ross, I'm more of a Gaerne type of guy....if you were thinking of gift ideas that is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 Too late. The signed Lance Armstrong poster is already on it's way 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b40rt Posted April 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 (edited) Signed in blood ? But who's blood ? Lance makes an appearance at 4.12 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb7J0p3BpSY Edited April 25, 2013 by b40rt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 From one of his blood tests? I'll put it on e-bay, he's still got plenty of fans who'll bid on owt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofasttim Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 Happy birthday Wayne. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 Hayy B-day! You are a spring chicken still, enjoy! Now go ride something will you! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelly1 Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 happy birthday sorry im late 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve fracy Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 Too late. The signed Lance Armstrong poster is already on it's way Have a good one Hammy too! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 Thanks again TC people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baldilocks Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 Get the bike out as a present to yourself Wayne. happy birthday 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 Not to ruin a good birthday wish, cause every one is a good one, But George Jones died today, and I know just how much Wayne appreciates good Kuntry music. So this is the finest rendition I could find to honor George, only a couple years old, and very well done. This song is held as one of the greatest of all time in the world of Kuntry. Wayne will love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 Ahh, God help me...I think it's the lyrics that really do me in: THE BEST OF THE WORST COUNTRY-WESTERN SONG LYRICS 1. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure. 2. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 3. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling. 4. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal. 5. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You. 6. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well. 7. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win. 8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here 9. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You 10. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now. 11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head). 12. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You. 13. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him. 14. Please Bypass This Heart. 15. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly. 16. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve fracy Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 Ahh, God help me...I think it's the lyrics that really do me in: THE BEST OF THE WORST COUNTRY-WESTERN SONG LYRICS 1. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure. 2. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 3. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling. 4. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal. 5. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You. 6. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well. 7. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win. 8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here 9. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You 10. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now. 11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head). 12. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You. 13. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him. 14. Please Bypass This Heart. 15. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly. 16. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me. oh god that is good! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b40rt Posted April 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head). Wife and daughter thought this was funny !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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