mokwepa Posted September 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2013 About the one man sport: I started racing juniour mx at age 5 and rode against and went to school with Grant Lagngston. My pops could not support my hobby financially at the time and it kinda came to a holt. Grant and another guy named Toni katino kicked my butt big time and the time came when we realized that a level had been met and a bit more skill and allot more finances were needed to compete. After starting trials, I quickly realised, its far more technique than finances hence my interest in the sport. I scrape by at the end of the month buy I have regained that healthy competitive spirit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mokwepa Posted September 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2013 Betaboy: a new thread was started recently with advice on training in a small garden. Have a look. Itll help you, even doing fig 8s. Even the big boys still do them. Apparently a obnoxious user named Zippy does figure 69s blindfolded with his clutch hand in the back pocket of his shorts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betaboy100 Posted September 2, 2013 Report Share Posted September 2, 2013 Hahaha Well everyone likes to do different things and if that's what zippy likes then fair enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 Betaboy: a new thread was started recently with advice on training in a small garden. Have a look. Itll help you, even doing fig 8s. Even the big boys still do them. Apparently a obnoxious user named Zippy does figure 69s blindfolded with his clutch hand in the back pocket of his shorts And my throttle hand in the front pocket of my shorts!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mokwepa Posted September 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 Bwaaahahahaha. Bet you have a hole in that font pocket too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mokwepa Posted September 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 I got a few more obstacles but im having issues keeping them still, any advice? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mokwepa Posted September 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 A south African spectator inspecting the Italian stallion 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betaboy100 Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 Such a beautiful place in the world to live in!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr neutron Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 Might suggest some stronger springs if the elephant is serious about a ride........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betaboy100 Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 Yeah you might want to get yourself a reinforced spring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 Might suggest some stronger springs if the elephant is serious about a ride........ You Sir, are very boorish and rude! I would NEVER talk about a lady in that manner! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mokwepa Posted September 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 Zippy, right you are.....she is a she......how did you know? Fact: females have a smaller head, 90 degree angle from top of head down to trunk, weigh 3500kgs, have tits between the front legs (not like a cow at the back, at the front like a wife ) and have a attitude similar to satan. Boy elephant: huge head, 27 kg penis when fully erect, 5-6000 kg, very chilled unless they in must (ie: extra boost of testosterone uesefull for...........skrew it........they are horney). Yip I get paid to tell people irrelevant stuff like that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betaboy100 Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 And then after getting paid to tell people irrelevant stuff like that, get to ride your bike in any free time you have, damn life can be good to some of us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy Posted September 4, 2013 Report Share Posted September 4, 2013 Zippy, right you are.....she is a she......how did you know? Ummmm I had a good guess.......... Fact: females have a smaller head, 90 degree angle from top of head down to trunk, weigh 3500kgs, have tits between the front legs (not like a cow at the back, at the front like a wife ) and have a attitude similar to satan. Bits in front and an attitude like a wife............ Boy elephant: huge head, 27 kg penis when fully erect, 5-6000 kg, very chilled unless they in must (ie: extra boost of testosterone uesefull for...........skrew it........they are horney). Well that was a repetitious statement............ Yip I get paid to tell people irrelevant stuff like that. Some of those tourists you could probably tell them the elephants can fly!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mokwepa Posted September 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2013 Lol.....zippy, you are one sharp dude Back to trials: I am soooo looking forward to sundays trial in Magaliesburg. I have put in the peg time and trained fairly hard since my first and feel that ive made some progress. I can turn a bit tighter, balance a bit longer and generally feel a bit more comfortable on the bike. Realistically, im not expecting to win my class, but I am hoping to place a little higher on the grid. Guess time will tell if ive been practicing the right stuff. Today and tomorrow im just gonna practice the basics then friday and saturday will be travelling (800km round trip just to ride in the event )and making sure my bikes in tip top condition for sunday. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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