Psst - Don"t Tell Anybody This

[laird387]

For some years the Feldom Range has enjoyed world fame as a gathering point
for motorcycles and riders intent on self harm. What many do not know is
that it is also the scene of an annual Friday banquet for slaves of Richmond
Motor Club who begin to serve their penances almost before dawn of the day before the
Scott Trial, many leagues are walked, carrying signs, banners and a
miscellany of flags.

The pristine 'lawns' are trimmed before the big day.
But you ask what of the banquet? A closely guarded secret entailing great
planning and control. An arrangement with Squire Ken Wallis and a nameless
Richmond chippy has furnished fish and chip meals for the workers, with, be
it noted, all the condiments required and even knives and forks.

The silk embroidered table clothes are on a promise for 2017. To slake the thirst of
the slaves, ale and other medicinal drinks are procured.

There is a formality of etiquette in as much as the very senior officials have pride of place at
the large table and also the best seats in the house.

There are Press individuals present hoping for any freebies thrown in their direction (and because the
odour of that many fish and chips permeates as far as Orgate Falls).

One should note that membership of the Feldom Range Social Club is strictly controlled and therefore the names of any of the participants not known to the Police Gazette are safeguarded by sworn secrecy - so keep it under your hat................

Edited December 16, 2016 by laird387

[Andy]

You been skipping your medication again?

[redvanman]

Just like Santa's little elves. The work gets done, nobody sees them or knows who they are.