markparrish Posted July 26, 2018 Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 If there is such a thing, I feel I should nominate myself! .... Just getting my bike ready for trial this Sunday (should have done all this after last time, I know) - quick clean, changed filter, checked fluids, pumped up leaky rear, filled up fuel...all the usual stuff, then thought I'd just start it up. Nothing!...I tried choke in, choke out, not a chance. Took plug out and checked/cleaned it, still no joy. Cleaned out carb...Then I spotted the problem... no lanyard fitted! Derrr. Two kicks and a massive blue cloud later it was running sweetly! I guess it's the simple things sometimes! 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan williams Posted July 26, 2018 Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 (edited) There aren’t enough prizes to go around because we’ve all done it. Multiple times. In the same day. Edited July 26, 2018 by dan williams 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trapezeartist Posted July 26, 2018 Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 Hands up anyone who hasn't made that mistake at some time. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faussy Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 The amount of times ive tried starting a bike, and then successfully started and wondered what the muted sound was...... Exhaust bung left in after the wash 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyl Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 I do know for a certain rider that cleaned the inside of the airbox and left the paper towel in - bike ran fine on tick over but stopped abruptly when the throttle was opened sufficient to suck the said towel into the inlet tract - I've heard of cleaning your carb but thats 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
section swept Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 Or leaving the HT lead off the plug? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baldilocks Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 I've got to a trial and noticed compression was lower than last week. Turns out the spark plug was still on the bench in the garage. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
section swept Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 5 minutes ago, baldilocks said: I've got to a trial and noticed compression was lower than last week. Turns out the spark plug was still on the bench in the garage. Along with that bottle of compression....? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stpauls Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 Put £70 of petrol in the van - a diesel van. Cost about £200 to get it removed by a call-out specialist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guy53 Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 If you have a few days to spare, I can tell you story that will keep you awake laughing for months Guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markparrish Posted July 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 I'm enjoying all these - and the reassurance that it isn't only me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
section swept Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 (edited) 29 minutes ago, markparrish said: I'm enjoying all these - and the reassurance that it isn't only me!! So have you gone upstairs and forgotten why you went? Or gone downstairs only to find what you went for is still......upstairs.???♂️ Edited July 28, 2018 by section swept 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ourian Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 Went to a trial, kicked bike a few times, then realised lanyard was left on a shelf in the garage, this was followed by desperately searching every orifice in the van until that tatty old spare was found 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
section swept Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 (edited) Travelled all the way to Brands Hatch for the Trade and Press Barons Trial ( in the woods). Arrived, unloaded bikes, got riding gear out........no freeking boots. Left on office desk back at the shop miles and miles away. I’m a size 10 had to wear someone else’s size 8’s welly boots very uncomfortable. Edited July 28, 2018 by section swept 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 I have done the lanyard thing a few times, On an old bike of mine I had a sticker "Turn the gas on dummy", this would be due to forgetting to do so many times. @biffsgasgas has a habit of forgetting socks......... good thing I usually bring a few pair..... mostly washed. A friend has a Montesa that after washing it would not start, and if it did it wouldn't run very long. Text message advice back and forth, turns out he had an airbox cover made to keep water out during washing. Yep, he forgot to remove the cover. I split the cases on my GasGas, upon re-assembly I had a leftover thrust washer. Luckily it was for the kickstarter and I just had to remove the clutch cover to put it in the right spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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