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Ok it's true I've got pink guards on my figure skates and high footpegs but it's a proven fact that I was banned from trials central not for remarks about men riders but about lady riders in lycra!

Working in Hollywood, we simply don't ask don't tell to survive. How did I get involved in this subject anyway?

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...which brings to mind my favorite all time cowboy joke.

These two cow punchers are a-ridin' fence. (out on the trail and all) They ride up and over a small hill, where they find a sheep with it's head stuck in the fence. They look at each other... they look at the sheep... one says to the other

"I gotta have me some of that."

...so he jumps off the horse, drops his chaps, and does his business to the poor little sheep.

The other cow puncher sees all this and says

"Yup. I gotta have me some of that too."

...so he jumps off his horse, drops his chaps, and sticks his head in the fence.

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