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Wayne Rooney has been told he can play in the world cup as long as he has a Cortizone injection....................................

David Beckham says if that fat ******* is having a new car then he wants one too

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Has anyone seen the latest Viz with free World Cup poster.

One side has the flag on Saint George and written on it 'I'm not a racist, I'd just like England to win'.

The other side has the cross of Saint Andrew and 'Come on whoever's playing against England'.

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I have a two day meeting in Reading next week on Thursday/Friday. We're knocking off early on Thursday so we can go to the pub and my colleagues can shout Engerland. I've found a shop in Glasgow that sells Trinidad & Tobago tops. Guess where I'm going tomorrow? :D

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I have a two day meeting in Reading next week on Thursday/Friday. We're knocking off early on Thursday so we can go to the pub and my colleagues can shout Engerland. I've found a shop in Glasgow that sells Trinidad & Tobago tops. Guess where I'm going tomorrow? :D

To buy an Englerland shirt and therefore greatly assist your chance of getting out the pub alive in the event of England getting beat by T & T.

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Being in the "wrong" bar at British Forces HQ in Rheindahlen, Germany while Engerland were losing in a penalty shootout to Germany, think it was a Euro tournament '96 maybe.

I mean, it's not possible for 4 Scots to stay quiet in a room full of 1500 screaming squaddies when the Engerland player missed his penalty and lost the game.....suppose they managed to get a cancellation for an early flight home :D

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After watching this weekends football till im bored ****less, England dont have a cat in hells chance in winning this thing I have to say . Call me negative if you want but I would say I am just being realistic. The emerging countries are playing some damn good football and I haven't seen anything better by our lot.

If this is the best football team that we have had for ages, then it dont hold out much hope for the future.. :D

However, if they prove me wrong I will be very happy! The feel good factor is good for business :wacko:

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After watching this weekends football till im bored ****less, England dont have a cat in hells chance in winning this thing I have to say . Call me negative if you want but I would say I am just being realistic. The emerging countries are playing some damn good football and I haven't seen anything better by our lot.

If this is the best football team that we have had for ages, then it dont hold out much hope for the future.. :D

However, if they prove me wrong I will be very happy! The feel good factor is good for business :wacko:

Its the first time in 24 years we've won the opening game in the World Cup, against Paraguay, who are a decent team. It wasn't the best game of football. But I will settle for playing ugly and winning.

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I see that sales of rum and mangoes have increased in Scotland.

Let me guess - you read that in the Sun? :thumbup:

Isn't it sad when you have to rely on the English getting beat being one of your own countries sporting highlights.

But not this time!

S'okay - if you play like you played last night we won't have long to wait :thumbup:

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Come on Andy give me credit, I may read and believe whats in Viz, but the Sun! Come on. I read the thing about mango's on the BBC website.

As regards playing badly. I will settle for ugly football and winning the World Cup. If we do manage to make it to the final, you may just have to watch it in a bar in Poland with a group of sasenachs. :thumbup:

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