Andy Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Wayne Rooney has been told he can play in the world cup as long as he has a Cortizone injection.................................... David Beckham says if that fat ******* is having a new car then he wants one too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot 3 Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Very Good..maybe it should only come in dark blue with a white cross on it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cota kid Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Has anyone seen the latest Viz with free World Cup poster. One side has the flag on Saint George and written on it 'I'm not a racist, I'd just like England to win'. The other side has the cross of Saint Andrew and 'Come on whoever's playing against England'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted June 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 I have a two day meeting in Reading next week on Thursday/Friday. We're knocking off early on Thursday so we can go to the pub and my colleagues can shout Engerland. I've found a shop in Glasgow that sells Trinidad & Tobago tops. Guess where I'm going tomorrow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cota kid Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 I have a two day meeting in Reading next week on Thursday/Friday. We're knocking off early on Thursday so we can go to the pub and my colleagues can shout Engerland. I've found a shop in Glasgow that sells Trinidad & Tobago tops. Guess where I'm going tomorrow? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> To buy an Englerland shirt and therefore greatly assist your chance of getting out the pub alive in the event of England getting beat by T & T. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot 3 Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Being in the "wrong" bar at British Forces HQ in Rheindahlen, Germany while Engerland were losing in a penalty shootout to Germany, think it was a Euro tournament '96 maybe. I mean, it's not possible for 4 Scots to stay quiet in a room full of 1500 screaming squaddies when the Engerland player missed his penalty and lost the game.....suppose they managed to get a cancellation for an early flight home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomant Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 After watching this weekends football till im bored ****less, England dont have a cat in hells chance in winning this thing I have to say . Call me negative if you want but I would say I am just being realistic. The emerging countries are playing some damn good football and I haven't seen anything better by our lot. If this is the best football team that we have had for ages, then it dont hold out much hope for the future.. However, if they prove me wrong I will be very happy! The feel good factor is good for business Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cota kid Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 After watching this weekends football till im bored ****less, England dont have a cat in hells chance in winning this thing I have to say . Call me negative if you want but I would say I am just being realistic. The emerging countries are playing some damn good football and I haven't seen anything better by our lot.If this is the best football team that we have had for ages, then it dont hold out much hope for the future.. However, if they prove me wrong I will be very happy! The feel good factor is good for business <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Its the first time in 24 years we've won the opening game in the World Cup, against Paraguay, who are a decent team. It wasn't the best game of football. But I will settle for playing ugly and winning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cota kid Posted June 15, 2006 Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 We're through to the knock out stages. Now I stand a slighty better chance of getting a ticket for the Sweden game next Tuesday. Come on England! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofasttim Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 I have a two day meeting in Reading next week on Thursday/Friday. We're knocking off early on Thursday so we can go to the pub and my colleagues can shout Engerland. I've found a shop in Glasgow that sells Trinidad & Tobago tops. Guess where I'm going tomorrow? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You still alive then?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cota kid Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 I see that sales of rum and mangoes have increased in Scotland. Isn't it sad when you have to rely on the English getting beat being one of your own countries sporting highlights. But not this time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted June 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 I see that sales of rum and mangoes have increased in Scotland. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Let me guess - you read that in the Sun? Isn't it sad when you have to rely on the English getting beat being one of your own countries sporting highlights. But not this time! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> S'okay - if you play like you played last night we won't have long to wait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cota kid Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 Come on Andy give me credit, I may read and believe whats in Viz, but the Sun! Come on. I read the thing about mango's on the BBC website. As regards playing badly. I will settle for ugly football and winning the World Cup. If we do manage to make it to the final, you may just have to watch it in a bar in Poland with a group of sasenachs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomant Posted June 17, 2006 Report Share Posted June 17, 2006 England were a different team when Rooney & Lennon came on. Theres hope yet I'm even getting midly optimistic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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