barrybaines Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 >It is just before Scotland v Brazil at the next World Cup Group game. > Ronaldino goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his > teammates looking a bit glum. > > "What's up?" he asks. > > "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know > it's important but it's only Scotland. They're sh*te and we can't be > bothered." > > Ronaldino looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by > myself, you lads go down the pub." > > So Ronaldino goes out to play Scotland by himself and the rest of the > Brazilian team go off for a few jars. After a few pints they wonder how > the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A > big cheer goes up as the screen reads: > > Brazil 1 - Scotland 0 (Ronaldino 10minutes). > > He is beating Scotland all by himself, anyway, a few more pints later > and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time > now, let's see how he got on." They put the teletext on. > > Result from the Stadium Brazil 1 (Ronaldino 10 minutes) - Scotland 1 > (Angus > 89 minutes). > > They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against > Scotland!! > They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldino. They find him > in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. > > He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down." > > "Don't be daft, you got a draw against Scotland, all by yourself. And > they only scored at the very, very end!" > > "No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomant Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 HA HA - About time we gave Andy some stick for his anti-british propoganda LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrybaines Posted June 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 I wasn`t sure if it`d get me banned but thought i`d give it a go!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 "Right.. let's get these wristbands sorted" "R2w.....check" "Cota Kid... check" "Dabster... check" "Barrybaines.... bin" "Neonsurge... check" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis_gasgas Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 LoL ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrybaines Posted June 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 "Right.. let's get these wristbands sorted""R2w.....check" "Cota Kid... check" "Dabster... check" "Barrybaines.... bin" "Neonsurge... check" Lol well I promise too be good from now on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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