The Lone Rangers Horse

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a

Beer.

After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who

owns the big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I

do...Why?"

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just

thought you'd like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was

ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water

and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.

The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run

around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him

start to feel better."

Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles around

Silver.

Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the

bar to finish his drink.

A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him

this time?"

The cowboy looks him in the eye and says,

'Nothing, but you left your injun runnin"

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I understand the horse was stuffed! Really!