twhy Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 A bus pulled up at a Bus Stop and 2 Italian men get on, they sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma comes-a first. Den I come. Den come in-a-ass and come in-a-ass again. Den I come once-a-more. Den come in-a-ass and come in-a-ass again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come-a one last-a time." "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives" "Hey, cool-a down lady," said the man. "Who's ada talkin' about-a sex? I'm a just-a tellin' my friend-a how to spell "Mississippi'." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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